I was in doubt whether to even start posting Engrish photos, but finally I decided to do so. I leave the interpretations of the actual text to you. Let me know when, or rather if, you figure something out.
Even the best coffee can't match the effects of this cheap, instant variety available all over Japan. Wonder why so many people jump under trains. And as for the beer, well you have to be Macedonian or Serbian to appreciate its name.